Insurance claim

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Insurance claim

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:53 am

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked confused...
Spoiler:
"How do you start a flood?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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