Motorway services

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Motorway services

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:08 am

I called at motorway services the other day as I felt a bit peckish.

In the shop I chose a bag of crisps, a Mars bar and a can of Coke.

When I got to the till I said to the assistant that I was sorry but I only had a twenty pound note.

She said,
Spoiler:
"well you'd better put the Mars bar back then."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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