Secret of a happy marriage

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Secret of a happy marriage

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:54 am

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage?

His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years."

"Twice a week, you say?"

"Yeah.
Spoiler:
She goes out on Tuesday and I go out on Friday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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