Liverpool babies

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Liverpool babies

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:50 am

Why do Scouse babies get two slaps on the bottom when they're born?

One slap so they start breathing

and the other
Spoiler:
so they let go of the midwife's watch!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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