You did what?

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You did what?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:48 am

You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone...

I reached for you but to no avail, only the messy sheets bore a hint last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you...

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you....

Spoiler:
You Bl**dy Mosquito!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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