Baby's due

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Baby's due

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:13 am

I walked up to a bloke in the pub last night and said, "My wife is due to give birth any day now."

"That's great." he smiled, "What are you having?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"A pint of Guinness please."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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