A guy had been making passionate love all night long to a beautiful woman, and as the morning broke and the sun started to light up the bedroom he noticed a photograph of a man on the bed side table.
"Is that your boyfriend ?" he asked.
"No" she softly replied.
"Oh no ! don't tell me it's your husband ? "
She replied "No silly,
Spoiler:
it's me before my surgery ".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.