Fine day...

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Fine day...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:35 am

Husband to wife – Today is a fine day.

Next day he says : Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have been saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said,
Spoiler:
“I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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