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Dream

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 23, 2016 9:04 am

There was a couple sleeping.

The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and started crying.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she was crying.

She replied, "I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me away from you."

Her husband said, "It is ok honey, it was just a dream."

His wife responded loudly, "Yes, I know,
Spoiler:
that's why I’m crying."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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