Good Samaritan

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Good Samaritan

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 17, 2016 9:00 am

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man.
Spoiler:
"These are my khakis".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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