Needing surgery

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Needing surgery

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 16, 2016 9:07 am

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous son, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
Spoiler:
your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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