One of 'those' talks

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One of 'those' talks

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:46 am

I've just had one of 'those' long talks with the wife!

"Sometimes I don't think you love me. You never pay me any attention, the only time you want to talk to me is when you want a lift to and from the pub. It's like I'm not even here. Why can't you ever just stop going out with your friends and just stay in with me? One hug a day would mean so much to me. You never take me out anymore either. I have to stay home and look after the kids while you're out drinking. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Spoiler:
"Man up for God's sake!" replied my wife
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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