Another fight

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Another fight

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:25 am

Walking into the bar, Dave says to Pat the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the wife."

"Oh yeah?" said Pat, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Dave replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really," said Pat, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said,
Spoiler:
"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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