Airline food

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Airline food

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:35 am

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Aer Lingus flight from ​Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew in her lovely Irish brogue​ nervously made the following painful announcement...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to take-off by our airport catering service...I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals...
I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience"

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."

Her next announcement came four hours ​ later...

Spoiler:
"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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