Lost my wife

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Lost my wife

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:28 am

"I just lost my wife," I told a woman at the bar.

She cuddled my head onto her breasts and whispered, "It'll be alright."

"No, it won't." I replied,
Spoiler:
"She'll find me soon."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests

  • Ads