Nice pressie

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Nice pressie

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:15 am

I bought my wife a BMW today.

"Darling, it's beautiful!" she said. "But you know I can't drive."

Spoiler:
"That won't matter," I said, throwing her the keys.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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