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Sales

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:15 am

A woman was out shopping among the boxing day crowds, when she spotted the ideal dress to wear at the coming new years eve party.

She rushes into the shop and says to a sales assistant "can I try that dress on in the window please?"

Certainly not, came the reply,
Spoiler:
you'll have to use the fitting room like anyone else!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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