Oh the pain

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Oh the pain

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:34 am

I took a bird back to my house the other night.

"Why are all of these photos turned the other way?" she asked, confused.

"They're pictures of my wife" I replied. "They're just too painful to look at".

"Oh, I'm sorry" she stammered "I didn't know. How did it happen, if you don't mind me asking?"

Spoiler:
"Both of her parents were ugly" I replied
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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