For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages.
He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother. A few days later, he called.
"Mum, what do you think of the bird?"
"The bird was good, but a little tough. I should have cooked it longer."
"You ate the bird? Mum, that bird was very expensive. It spoke seven languages!"
"Oh, excuse me.
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