A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mum... I'm pregnant and Syd said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Syd can get better. He deserves it.
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith