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Missing

Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:16 am

I walked up to a guy in the street, and asked, "Have you seen my daughter? She's been missing since yesterday," then showed him a photo.

Confused, he said, "That's just a picture of an empty chair."

"I know, mate," I replied.
Spoiler:
"I just told you she's missing!"
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