Two old ladies

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Two old ladies

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:29 am

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch of a retirement home doing nothing in-particular.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a Fisherman's friend."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
Spoiler:
"Who drives you to the quay?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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