A gift...

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

A gift...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:24 am

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth."

Reflecting on his life, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom."

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.

The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks,
Spoiler:
"I should have taken the money."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 71795
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: A gift...

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:55 pm

:lol:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 56904
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

  • Ads