Come and collect him

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Come and collect him

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:52 am

The phone rang.

"Mr Hughes?"

"Yeah?" I replied.

"Mr. Hughes, we need you to come and pick your son up from school."

"Oh, what's he gone and done now?"

"Nothing, Mr. Hughes.
Spoiler:
It's just that it's nearly midnight."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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