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Pub

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:29 am

Went into a pub last night and asked for a pint.

As the bar man gave it to me I said, "with what I've got I shouldn't really drink this."

He said, "what have you got?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"50p."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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