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Attentive waiter

Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:14 am

A waiter approached our table and asked us if we enjoyed our meal.

"It was absolutely delicious, I ate every last bit!" said my wife.

"And Sir?" said the waiter. "How did you find the pork belly?"

Spoiler:
"Oh, about six years ago, we met on holiday."
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