Birthday present

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Birthday present

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:41 am

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow - last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know", she said . "just give me something with diamonds"

Spoiler:
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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