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Aphrodisiac

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:32 am

My wife and I haven't had sex in months, so I slipped something in her tea to get her excited.

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A doughnut.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Aphrodisiac

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:34 pm

I was an aphrodisiac once...

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...Couldn't leave the house for years! :clown:
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