We have a 'jumper'

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We have a 'jumper'

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:21 am

I was with a crowd who were looking at a jumper on a building when this guy appeared next to me and asked, "What's going on? "

"A woman up there is threatening to jump, they have just sent a negotiator up to try and talk her down. "

"Oh God, that's my wife, " he said, and ran off.

"Where are you going? " I called.

Spoiler:
"to :censored: stop him, " he shouted.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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