Kids' logic

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Kids' logic

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:58 am

Little Billy's class was being taught religion.

"God is everywhere" explains the teacher.

"That's impossible" argues Billy. "Is he in America?" he asks.

"Yes he is" the teacher replies.

"Is he in Japan?" asks Billy.

"Yes, he is also in Japan" explains the teacher.

"Is he in my backyard playing on my swing?" asks Billy.

"Why yes he is also in your backyard playing on your swing".
Spoiler:
"Fooled you! There is no swing in my back yard!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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