"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the shop looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, Hey, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.”
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said
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