I did!

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I did!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:45 pm

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a £150 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.

"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the shop looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, Hey, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.”

"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"

"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said
Spoiler:
"It looks great from back here, too!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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