New Year resolution

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New Year resolution

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:27 am

I was telling my wife how my New Year's resolution is to try and be a happier person.

"That's lovely!" she said, giving me a hug.

"I'm glad you think so," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Your bag's by the front door."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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