Bitten

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Bitten

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:10 am

"I think I've been bitten on my bum," said my wife, bending over and pulling up her skirt. "Can you see it?"

"Oh my God!" I said. "It's absolutely massive!"

"Is it?" she replied.

"Yes," I said,
Spoiler:
"it's going to take a while to check."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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