Patter of tiny feet

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Patter of tiny feet

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:25 pm

I sat my girlfriend down earlier and said, "Babe, you know how you're always going on about the patter of tiny feet? Well..."

"Oh my God!" she gasped, "You want us to try for a baby?"
Spoiler:
"No, we've got rats."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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