Winning number

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Winning number

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:47 am

"And the winning ticket is number 11," Murphy called at the charity raffle.

Everybody looked around to see who had won the prize but no one had their hand up.

"Didn't you have ticket number 11 Paddy?" Murphy asked.

“So I do Murphy," said Paddy.

Spoiler:
"I'm sorry; I was looking at it upside down!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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