Sinking ship

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Sinking ship

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:26 am

As the storm raged, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast.

He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain.
Spoiler:
"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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