Horrible neighbours

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Horrible neighbours

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:47 am

"How's the flat you're living in in London, Jock?" asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.

"It's okay," he replies, "but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall."

"Never you mind," says his mother, "don't you let them get to you, just ignore them."

"Aye, that I do," he says,
Spoiler:
"I just keep playing my bagpipes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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