Pizza

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Pizza

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:19 am

I got a large Domino's pizza delivered to the pub last night.

As I sat there with the box on the table in front of me the landlord came over and said, "You'll have to take that out if you want to eat it."

I said, "I know mate,
Spoiler:
I'm hardly going to chew it through the cardboard."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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