It's the police!

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It's the police!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:54 am

The murderer was holed up in his house, and the police team was trying to get him out.

A policeman got on the loud hailer and said, "Come on out, or I'm going to come in there and drag you out!"

The murderer called back, "I'm warning you.
Spoiler:
If you don't wipe your feet when you come in, my wife'll kill us both!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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