Opening

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Opening

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:56 am

A man went on a job interview the other day.

Now he was not really looking for another job, but it doesn't hurt to see what's out there.

He saw a great one in the paper with much higher pay then what he was getting.

However, he wasn't really qualified but decided to apply anyway.

A week later, he became very excited when he was called in for an interview.

Realising that he didn't submit a CV when he filled out the application,he took a copy with him to the interview.

His prospective employer asked a few questions then read through his resume.

After a few anxious moments as the man sat in silence waiting for him to finish reading, he put down the CV.

The interviewer looked up at and said, "We have an opening for someone like you."

"Really?" the man replied excitedly. "What is it?"

Spoiler:
"It's called the door!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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