What do I want? (bit suggestive)

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What do I want? (bit suggestive)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:59 am

Sat watching the telly earlier when the wife walked in wearing just a silk dressing gown.

She stood in front of me and slipped it to the floor, revealing herself to be completely naked underneath.

She then dropped onto my lap facing me, her legs straddling mine and purred "What do you think I want?"

"Ooh!" I gasped,
Spoiler:
"The occasional salad?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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