That was quick

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That was quick

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:30 am

At a country club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl.

Immediately he began paying her attention and flattering her outrageously.

The girl liked the young man, but she was taken aback a bit by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."

"You're wrong," the young man declared.
Spoiler:
"For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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