Explain!

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Explain!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:26 am

"You stink of alcohol, you have lipstick all over your clothes and you're not wearing your wedding ring!" screamed my wife as I strolled in at 3 o'clock this morning, "I'd like to see you try and get out of this one!"

"Easy," I replied,
Spoiler:
"I was mugged by a gang of drunken drag queens."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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