Husband's revenge

[rebbonk]

There was a woman in court accused of stealing a tin of peaches from her local shop. The judge asks "How many peaches were in the tin?" to which she replies "four." He tells her that she will serve one month for each peach.

As she is being taken down, her husband shouts

Spoiler:

"And she stole a whopping big tin of peas!"

[pollyanna]