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Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:19 am

Neil Warnock, Arsene Wenger, Rafa Benitez and Alex Ferguson go into a pub.

Warnock asks "right then, what's it to be boys" and gets the beers in and they find a table and sit down.

After they've finished those drinks Wenger goes up to the bar and gets everyone another.

They chat a bit more then Rafa says "same again?" and brings back four more beers.

After some more banter Fergie calls the barman over and orders four more.

A little while later when they'd finished those Warnock goes back up to the bar and returns to the table with just one beer and then says "Cheers" and takes a sip from his pint.

"Hold on" says Sir Alex "where's ours?".

"Sorry" says Warnock
Spoiler:
"but this is the fifth round and you lot aren't in it!"
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