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You don't love me

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 09, 2014 6:21 am

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me anymore!"

"Nonsense, darling" replied the husband
Spoiler:
"you just cook better now".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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