Bird in a nightclub

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Bird in a nightclub

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 03, 2014 11:27 am

A fat bird came smiling up to me in a nightclub, put her hand on me and said, "Have a guess what I want in my mouth tonight?"

"I...I...I don't know?" I stuttered.

"I'll give you a clue," she laughed, "It has four letters and begins with 'C'"

"Oh, that's easy," I said, looking her up and down,
Spoiler:
"Cake."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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