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Breakfast in bed

Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:57 am

Paddy said to Mick, "I think tomorrow I'll have breakfast in bed."

Mick said, "Paddy, I think I'll do the same."

Next day they met and Paddy said, "Mick, how did you get on with having breakfast in bed?"

"A disaster," said Mick.
Spoiler:
"I'll be sticking with a plate in future."
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