Oooh don't do that

[rebbonk]

My mate and I were in the pub when he started telling me about his wife cheating on him.

He sobbed, "I can't take this, I'm going to drive my car off a bridge."

I said, "You don't want to do that, mate."

He said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."

I replied,

Spoiler:

"You're my lift home."