Did you hear about the Blonde who...

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* took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre.
* thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
* thought General Motors was in the army.
* tripped over a cordless phone.
* spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
* at the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," put "Libra."
* asked for a price check at the Pound Store.
* studied for a blood test.
* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.
* if she spoke her mind, would be speechless.
* thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.